Jokes of the day...

电脑的心声。。。

Monitor: 哇，我很惨leh... 每天给人家看...
Keyboard:你给人家看而已lo... 我leh? 每天给人家打...
Mouse: Aiyah, 我还不是每天给人家摸...
CPU:我的 belly button 也被人家一直按lo... Tired!
DVD ROM:我呢? 整天被人插leh...
Flobby Disk: 你还好啦! 我现在都没人要插我了...
USB: 我最惨的啦! 这边插完, 插那边,一个不小心, 很容易中病毒的leh!
Mother Board: 你们以为我很好meh? 他们插进去,就不动了! 这才是最痛苦的lo~
Sound Card say to Mother Board: 明明是我在插你，为什么却是我在叫！~

One day, Janice and Andy went out...

Andy: where you wanna have dinner?
Janice: Whatever lo...
Andy: Erm, ok lo... We go eat steamboat?
Janice: Dun want la! Eat steamboat later will have alot of pimple one...
Andy: Ok, erm, Japanese food?
Janice: Wa! Yesterday just ate only lo... Dun want la~
Andy:(getting fed up) OK! Seafood how?
Janice:Seafood? Dun want la, later got diarrhea after eating how?
Andy: Then what do you suggest?
Janice: Whatever lo...

Mins later,

Andy: then we dun eat first? What you wanna do now?
Janice: Anything lo...
Andy: We go catch a movie?
Janice: Watch movie waste of time lo... dun want la...
Andy: Ok then we go play bowling... Exercise...
Janice: Exercise? I very tired leh, work whole day still want me to exercise. Mai la...
Andy: Aiyah, then we go chill out at a cafe la, have a cup of tea...
Janice: Drink tea later tonight cannot sleep how??
Andy: Then what do you suggest?
Janice: Anything lo...

Andy: Wa lau! We go home la... How you wanna go back?
Janice: You decide la...
Andy: Take bus la, i accompany you home...
Janice: Bus so cramp and dirty... Dun want...
Andy: Then take cab la...
Janice: Such a short distance, not worth it...
Andy: WA!!! Then we walk la, stroll back...
Janice: Walk? I have not had my dinner leh... Where gt energy to walk?!~
Andy: Then you say la... How you wanna go home?
Janice: You decide lo...

At this moment, Andy was so fed up and said to himself... "If hor, i have a knife now, i will stab her to death then stab myself to death lo... !@#$%^

If you have this kind of gf or bf, ask him or her to go fly kite la~